Do I have the perfect towel for you!! You need a light blue one? Got it. A shaggy, cream one with decorative edging? In stock. A pink spotted one with a fun mice motif? On order. You see, I am the unofficial Textile Manager at The Scratching Post. I am in charge of all the towels, sheets, washcloths etc that pass through my closet perch. While some might say I am simply taking up valuable real estate hanging out with these much needed assets at the post, I'll tell you it is one of the many job perks I have in this position. Having recently left my post as Official Greeter at the Post to have dental and eye surgery, I was concerned about my job security. In returning though, I couldn't have been more pleased to learn about my new job/title. Come on by today and let me share with you all of the wonders of the linen closet and how terrific I am at managing it all. Mr Bean.
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